Chonky Solid Apple Wood Chopping Board
£65.00
Meet the solid apple wood chopping board that puts the Chonky into Chonky Wonky. At around 17 × 12 inches and a glorious 2 inches thick, this is a proper slab of handmade apple wood with bags of natural grain and character.
Food-safe, seriously substantial and completely one of a kind, it’s ready for chopping, serving, cheese deployment or simply sitting on the worktop looking bloody magnificent.
Handmade. Properly chonky. Absolutely no mass-produced nonsense.
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Handcrafted Strength. Natural Beauty. Proper Chonk.
This solid apple wood chopping board is an absolute unit.
At approximately 17 × 12 inches and a glorious 2 inches thick, this isn't some flimsy little board destined to warp beside the sink. It's a proper slab of apple wood, handmade, food-safe and packed with the natural grain, colour and character that makes real timber so bloody lovely.
Built to earn its keep
We make things to be used, not merely admired from a safe distance.
There's plenty of space here for everyday chopping and food preparation, whether you're dealing with vegetables, bread or whatever else dinner decides to throw at you.
Then, when the chopping's finished, put the knife down and load the board with cheese, crackers, fruit, charcuterie and an entirely unreasonable amount of chutney.
Suddenly your chopping board is the centre of the table.
Clever bit of tree, really.
Two inches of proper Chonk
Let's address the enormous wooden elephant in the room.
This board is approximately 2 inches thick.
Not chunky.
Chonky.
That substantial thickness gives the board the sort of presence that makes it just as good sitting proudly on the worktop as it is getting stuck into food preparation.
And because it's made from real apple wood, the grain and natural markings aren't something we've tried to hide. They're the whole bloody point.
One board. One bit of tree.
Natural timber doesn't understand mass production.
Every piece has its own grain, markings and little quirks, which means this board is a genuine one-off. You're not buying something designed to look exactly like another 10,000 boards sitting in a warehouse.
You're buying this one.
Handmade by Chonky Wonky Wood, with enough character to remind you that it started life as an actual tree rather than a barcode.
Looking after your Chonk
The board has a food-safe finish and is ready to earn its keep in the kitchen.
Hand wash it after use, don't leave it soaking in water, and allow it to dry properly.
And for the love of timber, don't put the poor bugger in the dishwasher.
An occasional treatment with a suitable food-safe board oil will help keep the wood nourished and looking its best.
The important bits
- Material: Solid apple wood
- Size: Approx. 17 × 12 inches
- Thickness: Approx. 2 inches
- Finish: Food-safe
- Uses: Chopping, food preparation, cheese, charcuterie, serving or display
- Made by: Chonky Wonky Wood
- Delivery: Free UK mainland delivery
- Mass-produced: Not a bloody chance
Handmade. Food-safe. Properly Chonky. And completely one of a kind.
Product Summary
- Material: Solid apple wood
- Size: Approx. 17 × 12 inches
- Thickness: A properly Chonky 2 inches
- Food use: Food-safe and ready for action
- Uses: Chopping, food preparation, cheese, charcuterie, serving or display
- Handmade: Individually crafted by Chonky Wonky Wood
- Character: Natural grain and markings make this a genuine one-off
- Delivery: Free UK mainland delivery
Solid apple wood. Properly Chonky. Absolutely no mass-produced nonsense.
FAQ
Is this solid apple wood chopping board handmade?
Yes. Each board is individually handmade by Chonky Wonky Wood from real apple wood. No factory conveyor belts, no mass-produced nonsense, just a proper lump of timber given a new lease of life.
What size is the board?
Approximately 17 × 12 inches and a gloriously Chonky 2 inches thick. This is a substantial board with plenty of room for everyday kitchen prep and serving.
Is the board food-safe?
Yes. The board has a food-safe finish and is intended for preparing and serving food.
Can I use it for cheese and charcuterie?
Absolutely. Load it with cheese, charcuterie, crackers, fruit and an unreasonable quantity of chutney and you've got yourself a cracking centrepiece.
Will my board be completely unique?
Yes. Natural apple wood has its own grain, colour and markings, so this is a genuine one-off rather than an identical mass-produced board.
How should I look after my apple wood chopping board?
Hand wash it, don't leave it soaking in water and allow it to dry properly after use. An occasional treatment with a suitable food-safe board oil will help keep the wood nourished. And please, don't put the poor bugger in the dishwasher.
Do you offer free delivery?
Yes. Free UK mainland delivery is included. No sneaky postage charge waiting to mug you at the checkout.
Is it suitable as a gift?
Definitely. Especially for someone who loves cooking, entertaining, cheese, beautiful natural wood or simply appreciates owning something handmade and completely individual.
FREE UK DELIVERY
FREE standard delivery on all UK orders.
Please note all our orders are delivered by Royal Mail. Depending on order value your order may require a signature on delivery. In this instance, if no one is present at your delivery address, then a card will be left for you and you can re-arrange delivery or collect your parcel from your local post office depot.
OVERSEAS DELIVERY
Unfortunately we cannot deliver our Chonky Wonky Wood products outside of the UK.
RETURNS
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